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ELESH NORN!!!
⭐ BEST PRAETOR EVER ⭐

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WHO IS ELESH NORN???

ELESH NORN is the COOLEST and MOST AWESOME praetor from Magic the Gathering!!! She is WHITE and she has a SUPER COOL MASK and she is the leader of the Machine Orthodoxy!!! She wants to make EVERYONE perfect with PHYREXIAN OIL and she is REALLY REALLY POWERFUL!!!

She looks like a SCARY ANGEL but she is actually MADE OF METAL and PORCELAIN!!! She has NO SKIN which is SUPER GROSS but also SUPER COOL!!! She is called the "Mother of Machines" now and she is THE BOSS of ALL the Phyrexians!!!

🌟 WHY ELESH NORN IS THE BEST 🌟

1. SHE IS REALLY STRONG!!!

She makes YOUR creatures BIGGER and the BAD GUYS creatures SMALLER!!! That is SO COOL!!!

2. SHE HAS THE BEST OUTFIT!!!

Her white porcelain armor is BEAUTIFUL and SCARY at the same time!!! Plus she has a long cape thing!!!

3. SHE IS THE LEADER!!!

She is in charge of ALL the other praetors now!!! She beat them ALL and became the MOTHER OF MACHINES!!!

4. SHE HAS COOL QUOTES!!!

Everything she says sounds SUPER IMPORTANT and FANCY!!! She talks about PERFECTION and UNITY!!!

📖 HER STORY!!! 📖

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a plane called NEW PHYREXIA (it used to be called Mirrodin but the Phyrexians TOOK OVER which was SAD but also COOL)!!!

Elesh Norn was one of FIVE praetors (that means LEADER)!!! The five praetors were:

BUT THEN!!! Elesh Norn became the MOTHER OF MACHINES and she was in charge of EVERYONE!!! She made a BIG PLAN to invade ALL THE PLANES in the multiverse!!! She sent SLEEPER AGENTS everywhere!!! Then there was a BIG INVASION and she almost WON but then the good guys stopped her (which was SAD for Phyrexians but they tried really hard)!!!

💬 COOL THINGS SHE SAYS!!! 💬

"The Gitaxians whisper among themselves. They speak of me with awe and fear. Good."

- ELESH NORN being AWESOME
"All will be one."

- HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE!!!
"Completion is perfection. Perfection is glorious. Glorious is unity."

- SO POETIC!!!

🎴 HER CARDS!!! 🎴

Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite

Cost: 5WW (that is SEVEN mana!!!)
Type: Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
Power/Toughness: 4/7 (BIG AND STRONG!!!)
Ability: Vigilance!!! Your creatures get +2/+2!!! Enemy creatures get -2/-2!!!

Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines

Cost: 3WW (that is FIVE mana!!!)
Type: Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
Power/Toughness: 4/7 (SAME STATS!!!)
Ability: Vigilance!!! Your triggered abilities happen TWICE!!! Enemy ones dont happen AT ALL!!!

THIS CARD IS SO POWERFUL SOME PEOPLE THINK IT IS TOO GOOD!!!

🎨 FUN FACTS!!! 🎨

🏆 MY RATING 🏆

COOLNESS: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (10 OUT OF 5 STARS!!!)

SCARINESS: 💀💀💀💀💀 (5 SKULLS!!!)

POWER LEVEL: 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 (OVER 9000!!!)

BEST PRAETOR: ✅✅✅ (YES YES YES!!!)

⚠️ PHYREXIAN LANGUAGES LESSON!!! ⚠️

Did you know Phyrexians have their OWN LANGUAGE??? Here are some words:

✨💀 ALL WILL BE ONE!!! 💀✨

🔗 COOL LINKS!!! 🔗

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