✨ ELESH NORN IS SO COOL!!! ✨
⭐ BEST PRAETOR EVER ⭐
WHO IS ELESH NORN???
ELESH NORN is the COOLEST and MOST AWESOME praetor from Magic the Gathering!!! She is WHITE and she has a SUPER COOL MASK and she is the leader of the Machine Orthodoxy!!! She wants to make EVERYONE perfect with PHYREXIAN OIL and she is REALLY REALLY POWERFUL!!!
She looks like a SCARY ANGEL but she is actually MADE OF METAL and PORCELAIN!!! She has NO SKIN which is SUPER GROSS but also SUPER COOL!!! She is called the "Mother of Machines" now and she is THE BOSS of ALL the Phyrexians!!!
🌟 WHY ELESH NORN IS THE BEST 🌟
1. SHE IS REALLY STRONG!!!She makes YOUR creatures BIGGER and the BAD GUYS creatures SMALLER!!! That is SO COOL!!! |
2. SHE HAS THE BEST OUTFIT!!!Her white porcelain armor is BEAUTIFUL and SCARY at the same time!!! Plus she has a long cape thing!!! |
3. SHE IS THE LEADER!!!She is in charge of ALL the other praetors now!!! She beat them ALL and became the MOTHER OF MACHINES!!! |
4. SHE HAS COOL QUOTES!!!Everything she says sounds SUPER IMPORTANT and FANCY!!! She talks about PERFECTION and UNITY!!! |
📖 HER STORY!!! 📖
ONCE UPON A TIME there was a plane called NEW PHYREXIA (it used to be called Mirrodin but the Phyrexians TOOK OVER which was SAD but also COOL)!!!
Elesh Norn was one of FIVE praetors (that means LEADER)!!! The five praetors were:
- ELESH NORN - WHITE (THE BEST ONE!!!)
- JIN-GITAXIAS - BLUE (he thinks he is smart but Elesh Norn is SMARTER)
- SHEOLDRED - BLACK (she is sneaky and tried to betray Elesh Norn but FAILED)
- URABRASK - RED (he is actually kinda nice for a Phyrexian)
- VORINCLEX - GREEN (he is BIG and SCARY and GROSS)
BUT THEN!!! Elesh Norn became the MOTHER OF MACHINES and she was in charge of EVERYONE!!! She made a BIG PLAN to invade ALL THE PLANES in the multiverse!!! She sent SLEEPER AGENTS everywhere!!! Then there was a BIG INVASION and she almost WON but then the good guys stopped her (which was SAD for Phyrexians but they tried really hard)!!!
💬 COOL THINGS SHE SAYS!!! 💬
🎴 HER CARDS!!! 🎴
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
| Cost: | 5WW (that is SEVEN mana!!!) |
| Type: | Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor |
| Power/Toughness: | 4/7 (BIG AND STRONG!!!) |
| Ability: | Vigilance!!! Your creatures get +2/+2!!! Enemy creatures get -2/-2!!! |
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
| Cost: | 3WW (that is FIVE mana!!!) |
| Type: | Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor |
| Power/Toughness: | 4/7 (SAME STATS!!!) |
| Ability: | Vigilance!!! Your triggered abilities happen TWICE!!! Enemy ones dont happen AT ALL!!! |
THIS CARD IS SO POWERFUL SOME PEOPLE THINK IT IS TOO GOOD!!!
🎨 FUN FACTS!!! 🎨
- Elesh Norn is voiced by a REAL ACTRESS in Magic the Gathering Arena!!!
- Her name might come from "Elysium" which is a PARADISE and "Norn" which are FATE GODDESSES from mythology!!!
- She has appeared in LOTS of different sets including New Phyrexia, March of the Machine, and Streets of New Capenna!!!
- Some people think she is the SCARIEST villain in Magic history!!!
- She killed ANOTHER praetor named JIN-GITAXIAS because he tried to betray her!!!
- She has HUNDREDS of different art versions because she is SO POPULAR!!!
- The Grand Cenobite version used to cost over $50 dollars (THAT IS SO MUCH MONEY!!!)
🏆 MY RATING 🏆
COOLNESS: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (10 OUT OF 5 STARS!!!)
SCARINESS: 💀💀💀💀💀 (5 SKULLS!!!)
POWER LEVEL: 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 (OVER 9000!!!)
BEST PRAETOR: ✅✅✅ (YES YES YES!!!)
⚠️ PHYREXIAN LANGUAGES LESSON!!! ⚠️
Did you know Phyrexians have their OWN LANGUAGE??? Here are some words:
- Compleation - when you turn into a Phyrexian (COOL!!!)
- The Grand Evolution - making everyone PERFECT
- The Machine Orthodoxy - Elesh Norn's GROUP!!!
- The Fair Basilica - where Elesh Norn LIVES!!!
- The Quickening - another word for becoming Phyrexian
🔗 COOL LINKS!!! 🔗
Here are some AWESOME places to learn more about ELESH NORN:
- MTG Wiki - Elesh Norn - LOTS OF INFO!!!
- Scryfall Search - SEE ALL HER CARDS!!!
- Official Magic Website - THE OFFICIAL SITE!!!
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